Gabe Rowland

Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)

Gabe Rowland is a simp.

by pseudonym rookie January 22, 2020

J.K. Rowling

Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.

Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"

J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"

*Takes another £1M cheque*

by Percy October 17, 2005

Rowling

Verb. When those with executive power over a fictitious intellectual property decide or attempt to canonically alter details of the fictitious world or it's characters for purposes of virtue signaling or tokenism.

If they feel it's somehow important to put gay characters in the MCU, actually take the time and add one of the many already LGBT characters. Don't just Rowling the characters as you see fit.

by FireWater April 19, 2019

rowayna

The most loyal and selfless person you will ever meet. Always places others before her own and has great wisdom and knowledge of things around her. Has a very serious expression and opinions on things but is the most down to earth person ever.

Hey man she's so woke, she must be called Rowayna

by socksocksocks April 24, 2018

Kelly Rowland

That actually talented portion of Destiny's child back in the day. Didnt get as much shine as B cause she didnt have her titties falling out her shirt during every performance.

Beyonce's Sasha Fierce album slaughtered Kelly Rowland's Ms Kelly by trading in lyrics and singing talent for oiled up ass shaking, floor humping, and tacky sunglasses in every video.

by ForRealYall June 25, 2011

Rowling

A term for being under the effects of cannabis (jay) and ketamine (kay): J.K. Rowling.

Man I'm Rowling so hard right now.

by Xepplin December 24, 2009

J.K. Rowlinged

When an author creates a completely awesome books series only to kill off everyone you liked in the very end most likely out of boredom or lack of fresh ideas.

Jack-Should I read The Hunger Games?
Laura-It's a great read but the author totallyJ.K. Rowlinged the books in the end.

by Lolita17 January 4, 2012