Ronaldo

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.

guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo

by Stunzy August 25, 2018

Ronaldo

Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).

YO RONALDO! FETCH ME THAT BALL LAD!

by queeeen8 April 10, 2019

Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

cristiano ronaldo

to describe a person who is an attention seeker or a person who is always arrogant and jealous of others' success

You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.

by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiii

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.

Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.

*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023