Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

Ronaldoing

When u preform or demonstrate an act of awesomeness

What you do last night James? , not much was ronaldoing it with the Mrs

by Aquility February 2, 2020

Ronaldo

Very great Guy but if you get on the wrong side of him he will mess you up stay with him too long you will fall in love but he’s lonely and sad he’s usually friends with a Richard or kaleb

Ronaldo is handsome

by Your nighbour hood snitch nine October 8, 2020

Ronaldo

Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.

He is Ronaldo.

by DiverPenaldo October 10, 2020

filho do ronaldo

If someone define himself like a cristiano ronaldo son...eh...You must treat him like a king and give him whatever he wants beacuse his the son of the goat right?

He is the FILHO DO RONALDO that means that he is beautiful like his father

by maybe i gave my ass November 22, 2021

Ronaldo

The guy with the biggest Cock.

Ronaldo: Sex?
Girl: Yes Please

by BBC STUDIOS November 21, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.

"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo

by GP2 engine November 22, 2021