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Roberto

The Chillest & Coolest person to be around and is known as that nigga
Roberto is dat nigga !!
by 2PaidRoberto November 22, 2021
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Roberto

Now if ur a Roberto that’s a dad then u suck and left ur kids and u always go back to ur hoe’s but if ur a Roberto jr then ur cool
Roberto yea I rather be with my hoe kid then my actual kid

Some damn
by Ur mom dick November 23, 2021
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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
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Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.
by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019
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Roberto

by xxxgod420 October 12, 2019
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Roberto

Roberto is doing the smart stuff
by Wor Maket December 18, 2019
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Roberto

Despite being questioned for taking away the cooler, Roberto will never do so. He is a cool guy who will never leave the party without ice.
by Mdrgl November 22, 2021
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