Embry-Riddle 

A flight school comprised of a Prescott, AZ campus and the larger Daytona Beach campus. Pretty much a giant sausage-fest with a bunch of Aviation geeks who do not know how to socialize and do not know what it is like to be a college student. Also most people at this school did not get the best grades in high school (the smart kids probably went to Purdue, the best flight university in the country), and therefore the washout rate is typically 35-50%.

There are no girls here, so better find a girlfriend and not expect to find one on campus. The girls that are here are ok, but dont mind the 16 dudes chasing her to and from class.

Pretty much 95% of the people here are a bunch of wannabe preps who didnt get into a better school so they figured it would be cooler to join a school with a bunch of penises.

Hey man! I see you go to Embry-Riddle! Is the girl to guy ratio better than 80:1 yet?

Embry-Riddle by SilverStar123 April 3, 2009

Chinese Riddle Master

while haveing sexual intercourse you defikate on your hand and write a riddle with your partners back with your feces

Tim: Yo guys i just gave my girlfriend Meredith a Chinese Riddle Master

Chinese Riddle Master by God zack June 6, 2009

Matteo Riddle 

Matteo Riddle is Tom Riddle'a brother. He is hot as fuck and possessive.

Matteo Riddle, it's a name so you use it as...a name.

Matteo Riddle by dracoriddle_ March 6, 2022

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University  

An aviation school where you pay twice is much to be only half as good. Numbers do not lie. Embry-Riddle students chose to ignore numbers though. This is due to the fact they do not have a well rounded university experience. They also have 90% male student body. This could contribute to their very high numbers of homosexuality in the student body. They spend huge amounts of money on advertising which could be a contributing factor to as why they cost twice as much as the number one aviation college in the United States. The average Embry Riddle student is a male, very preppy kid from a rich family that believes he and his univeristy is the best even when all the statistics say otherwise. He is also usually an in the closet homosexual. They believe they are superior pilots due to the fact that they paid more for their education. Overall one of those typical stuck up private schools that only rich kids go to.

Embry-Riddle recruiter: I see your interested in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University .
High School Student: Yes I am but I'm wondering. Why does Embry-Riddle costs twice as much when all the numbers and statistics of succes point to The University of North Dakota?
Embry-Riddle Recruiter: Well that is because we are just simply better.
High School Student: Well thats weird because facts seem to point to that MSU Mankato is just as good as you. How embarassing!

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University by deltapilot April 1, 2009

Jimmy Riddle 

An Affectionate Term to describe urinating. Often used be Royalty.

Oh my goodness, I do so need a Jimmy Riddle!

Jimmy Riddle by Kate Pasola December 30, 2005

Vagina Riddle

A synonym for a chastity belt.

"Man I couldn't get to her last night, 'cuz she had one of them vagina riddles on!"

Vagina Riddle by boshanky December 9, 2008

Pool Riddle 

The pool riddle is used when making out...You would say "Wanna do the pool riddle?"...This means you want to be touched , fingered, given a hand job, given head and all that stuff...

I like to do the pool riddle, but not in fron tof my parents...

Pool Riddle by M & M August 2, 2005