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Ricer

Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc.

Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic.

Also see - Ricer fly by
That is not a sports car, damn ricers!
by James October 20, 2003
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A Ricer:
A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool!!! - buts its slow.
How to identify a ricer driver: The typical driver of a riced up car, can be identified by the secondary monster tacho mounted where everyone can see it.

This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision.

They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho!

I think that sums it up...
by Ibsn87 December 28, 2005
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richtering

Huge, awesome, extreme, ridiculously great; as in "off the richter scale"; especially to describe surf conditions.
Dude, it was 20 feet easy; the outer reefs were richtering!
by AFDunne January 20, 2004
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Free ricer

free·ricer: free-rahys, -rahys; noun, verb; free riced, free ricing.

1. Somebody who procrastinates crucial work in order to improve his or her vocabulary.

2. An individual who spends a majority of their time playing a game that is available on the internet where with each vocabulary question answered correctly 40 grains of rice are donated by a sponsor to UN World Food Organization.

Origin: 2008 combo; ME fre, OE fréo; c. Goth freis, OHG ; (G frei), D vrij, Skt priyá- dear. Cf. friend, Friday & ME ris, rys < OF < It riso, risi (in ML risium) < MGk orýzion, deriv. of Gk óryza
Boss: Did you get those TPS reports from Katy?

Sonja: No Boss, Katy is a total free ricer. She may never get them done, but she sure has a resplendent vocabulary!
by Arianna K. May 17, 2008
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RICERS

Has...
1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not
Hey, is that a shopping cart I see in the distance. No it's a ricer with a huge wing!
by Z28 and z24 October 21, 2003
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John Ritter

A talented American actor who portrayed Jack Tripper in Three's Company and Paul Hennessy in 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. He was born on the 17th September 1948 and died on 11th September 2003 of an aortic dissection. Will be forever remembered
RIP John Ritter 1948-2003
by Predeckis April 28, 2006
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ricer

No one likes ricers, either. For more details, see drifting sack of shit.
by stiffshifter February 19, 2010
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