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by martymcflyy August 9, 2019
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refridgerator

(pronounced ree-frid-jer-A-tor) is the true spelling of the appliance that fridges food and other spoils
1. (said from the man of the house) "hey I am going to get this gallon of milk to a fridged point so it will not go bad any time soon. To do this, I will put the gallon of milk inside the refridgerator, the appliance that brings foods and other spoils to a fridged point as God intended."

2. (said from salesman working at HHGREGG) "Hey! Would not this Floor Freezer, an appliance that freezes foods and other spoils that lies horizontal with door on top, look nice with the Refridgerator, an appliance that fridges foors and other spoils, to match your new Kitchen, a room designed by the ancient asian cook Mr. Chen-san who carried a kit for cooking with him until he settled in one room of his house, later being called the Kit of Chen, which evolved into Kitched from the anglos who suffer from lazeranity in their speech?"

3. (said from a child who enjoys cola drinks talking to a friend)
Child- "hey d00d, wanna cola drink that is in the refridgerator so it will be nice and fridged to drink?"
Child's Friend- "dont you mean refrigerator?"
Child- "heaven's to betsy's no! A refrigerator keeps items in a state of frige, a word that has yet to be assigned a logical definition. A refridgerator keeps items fridged and may continuously refridge this items, a well logical word."
Child' Friend- "well aye say old bean, looks like you have nailed me once more with you infinite wisdom."
Child- "yes sir I have!"
Child's Friend- "so how about that drink..."
Child- "sorry...last one bitch"
Child's Friend- "well you are just a total McD00shemus Prime"
Child- "huh?"
Child's Friend- "go to www.urbandictionary.com and look it up"
by Xaar Xollyeux January 8, 2006
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Golden retriever boy

Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!

“Just say you like white boys emily”
by suemonella May 14, 2022
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Golden Retriever

A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.
Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."

"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
by snot-bot October 4, 2018
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Golden retriever

When you leave a piece of jewelry in someone after fisting and go back in to get it - reference "dirty hazleton"
After a sexual encounter Pj couldn't find his watch, so he had to give Racheal a golden retriever
by Angry T April 5, 2016
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Golden retriever

Any of a breed of once useful upland game retriever with a dark gold coat known for its gentle nature and high trainability that is now being largely replaced as a heavily boned, short-legged race of almost white dogs with somewhat unpredictable temperaments. This breed was derived from the same root stock as the flat-coated retriever.
That golden retriever just took my arm off!
by retrieverman February 3, 2009
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Retric

Retro, rustric, and chic mixed together
I was searching for venues for my wedding and decided this one was perfect because it was so RETRIC
by Hey babay April 2, 2015
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