Resident Evil Apocalypse

A lame attempt of a zombie movie. Poor quality. Only " good " parts were parts with the black dude and boobs. Has nothing to do with the game. A waste of money.

My friend who is a moron: I saw Resident Evil Apocalypse today, and it was awesome.
Me: Get a fucking life...

by Super Xero October 4, 2004

Resident Cunt

Depending on how you look at it: an affectionate moniker, an exact personality profile, or an insult.

The term is used to describe the one person who is the most cuntish, nasty, ruthless, relentlessly rude person in an: apartment block, school, work place, or facebook group etc.

Ivan: "I am the Resident Cunt of 'Pass or Fail'"

Sohm-yung Ho: "No. You are just a condescending cunt. There's a difference. Fag."

Ivan: "Cunt"

Sohm-yung Ho: "That's RESIDENT Cunt to YOU. You're gay."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 5, 2009

Resident Advisor

An online dance music magazine which keeps society in check by reminding us that German minimal techno is the only type of music worth bothering with.

It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.

Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.

Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.

Thank fuck for Resident Advisor - the ultimate be-all-and-end-all of dance music journalism.

by Strachman January 21, 2010

the presidents of the united states america

the best band ever!

The presidents of the united states are a good band!

by JOHNSON September 15, 2003

The Best Presidents, and the Worst

1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:

46. Donald J. Trump

The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president

(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!

by TrumpIsATramp December 2, 2020

Residential Touring

Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
-Or-
Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!

Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"

Example 2..

"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"

Example 3.

"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"

by Dexatrim Natural May 28, 2007

Presidents Day

A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...

Example Two:

Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!

Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?

DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.

SP: Exactly.

by Rhobyn February 9, 2008