remotemachine1

guy that has too much swag

I know remotemachine1, that guy has too much swag

by ឵឵remotemachine1 March 9, 2021

remdog

shags drahm

remdog is freaky

by drahmzzzzz March 31, 2022

remote access trojan

rhodum is a remote access trojan,
database leaked which means a lot of retarded kids's ips have been leaked
lmfao snowfort really just fucking signed up and trusted rhodum!!! :rofl:

rhodum is a remote access trojan

by UltimateAssBeater50000 May 21, 2022

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010

bad remote

You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.

Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.

Guy 2: The bad remote?

Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!

by AC #9 November 27, 2011

Astro Remote

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.

Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!

by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018

remote chunk

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.

"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."

by shortness March 26, 2007