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Orville Redenboner

A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.
Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!
by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009
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Cake Retention Syndrome

Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).
"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."

"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011
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resentation

A presentation that you really hate working on, usually in powerpoint.
Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011
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Sunday recently tagged

The batch of Facebook photos tagged on Sunday morning of you getting drunk on Saturday night. Ideally contains persons and events you cannot remember. Several may require de-tagging. The mark of a Saturday night well spent.
Yo, who the fuck is this chick I'm with in my Sunday recently tagged?
by LipService October 1, 2009
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Redenbacher

A man who dates younger women.

Originated from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart by Daily Show's Senior Women's Issues Commentator, Kristen Schaal, in response to the term cougar. Redenbacher, as in Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn magnet, aka the **** magnet, who was popping a lot more than corn.
Michael Douglas is a redenbacher
by Veenix3 August 16, 2008
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rodent

A noisy or otherwise annoying child. The term is similar to 'rug rat' or 'yard ape' but is intended to be purely derogatory and not in the least affectionate.

Background? I've been using the term for years, but not sure if I invented it or picked it up from somewhere else...
Some screeching rodent ruined the movie for me.
by growe March 24, 2005
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Redelture

The act of stabbing a person and then fucking the wound. Similar to pouring Dmitrov's Finest Vodka into an open wound. Due to its nature, only a man can perform a redelture, but anyone can recieve one.
Instead of having sex, Mike decided to give the girl the redelture.

Also commonly used in phrase: Give em' the redelture!
by Vladimir Dmitrov October 14, 2005
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