A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.
by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009
Get the Orville Redenboner mug.Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).
"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."
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Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011
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Originated from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart by Daily Show's Senior Women's Issues Commentator, Kristen Schaal, in response to the term cougar. Redenbacher, as in Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn magnet, aka the **** magnet, who was popping a lot more than corn.
Originated from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart by Daily Show's Senior Women's Issues Commentator, Kristen Schaal, in response to the term cougar. Redenbacher, as in Orville Redenbacher, the popcorn magnet, aka the **** magnet, who was popping a lot more than corn.
Michael Douglas is a redenbacher
by Veenix3 August 16, 2008
Get the Redenbacher mug.A noisy or otherwise annoying child. The term is similar to 'rug rat' or 'yard ape' but is intended to be purely derogatory and not in the least affectionate.
Background? I've been using the term for years, but not sure if I invented it or picked it up from somewhere else...
Background? I've been using the term for years, but not sure if I invented it or picked it up from somewhere else...
by growe March 24, 2005
Get the rodent mug.The act of stabbing a person and then fucking the wound. Similar to pouring Dmitrov's Finest Vodka into an open wound. Due to its nature, only a man can perform a redelture, but anyone can recieve one.
Instead of having sex, Mike decided to give the girl the redelture.
Also commonly used in phrase: Give em' the redelture!
Also commonly used in phrase: Give em' the redelture!
by Vladimir Dmitrov October 14, 2005
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