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by ThiccMalone May 31, 2022
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getcha popcorn ready

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
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Real Tawk

Cum the fuck on man, real tawk.
by Randive July 15, 2020
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Ready Made Family

A term commonly used to denote a male who is dating a female whom has already produced offspring via another male. A male who is prepared to take such measures in finding a new partner usually reeks of desperation, and has limited alternatives, therefore is prepared to raise another males offspring simple to ensure they don't die alone.
Mate: Why is he dating her?

Other Mate: Only girls around here come as a Ready Made Family.
by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021
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real ass dude

An urban gent who is in tune with his sensitive side, but mainly predicates his ego as being "tough" or "possessing street smarts". He is relentlessing hard working and never loses sights of achieving his goals.
That Luis J. Gomez is a Real Ass Dude. You should see the time he spent making Skankfest amazing!
by benrecuz July 8, 2017
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Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
by BAR Activist October 6, 2020
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I-Ready

Fuck i-Ready
Fucking hate i-Ready
by Someone who is in school September 28, 2021
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