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Razor Scootering 

The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".
Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?

Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.

razor hail 

razor hail is extremly sharp hail that will kill you if you have prolonged exposure. This is mentioned in Gears Of War. and also on some news sites. If you wish to commit suicide razor hail could be your way out!
Person 1: Dude, did you see that razor hail last night?
Person 2: yea dude, Billy died in that...
Person 1: damn, thats some seriously sharp hail.
razor hail by shark12456 November 5, 2010

Razor Jimbob 

Term which refers to someone who is poor and, in Medieval Times, relied on archery to make his way in the world - however he is always weak. Can be described as a "wannabe Cessrooster".
Ignore him, he's just a Razor Jimbob.
Razor Jimbob by Miles Chapman January 12, 2008

razor bugers 

Razor Bugers is the substance that forms inside your nose often when at high altitude or in a very dry, windy climate. They are bugers that are extremely sharp and have the potential to lacerate the inside of the sinus cavity.
I had a bad case of razor bugers and bled all over my sister.

I used my razor bugers as shirukens to fight off the horde of zombies.
razor bugers by Bugerface January 19, 2011

Razor Fist 

A way to describe how mean you are to someone. One of the highest levels. The term comes from the name of an awesome channel on Youtube, who is known for his gaming rants.
"Wow, you totally razor fisted that guy!"

"He's such a razor fist to everyone."
Razor Fist by ElliotThatOneNeko March 16, 2014

Razor Candy 

Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.
John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick
Razor Candy by candy razor blade August 26, 2009