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Cherry Jolly Rancher

legitimate god but not really fucking watermelon is best
cherry jolly rancher s are not as good as watermelon jolly ranchers but who can stop the watermelon
by HeccYou November 29, 2018
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nympho rancher

one who goes out and looks for people on the street who will have an oragy with him/her usually conststing of 5 or more peoples. Also may involve animals.
"Dude, that nympho rancher just tried to get me to join his slut gang."
by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 10, 2003
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Raychel

1)fucking pwns all!
2)girl who drinks way too much
1)Rachel r0x0rz mah world!
2)Goddamn check out that rachel at the bar!CHUG CHUG CHUG!
by THE MAN! March 26, 2003
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Monster Rancher

That Monster Rancher sure is a funky monkey.
by G-Union May 21, 2003
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Jolley Rancher

An irrection, boner
"Oh man I got a jolley rancher."

"Oh god! Go walk that off!"
by Ime Daman August 5, 2008
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Rancher

Controlling man who finds his trophy partner (ie. wife, girlfriend) and locks her into a relationship often bringing in a dynamic where he feels he can manipulate the control (ie marriage, engagement), but views her more as property (like a cow) than a partner. When a rancher feels they have the control, they will take the partner for granted, often manifesting into behaviors like neglect, cheating, and dismissing his partner anytime she questions him. When they feel they are losing control (ie. standing up to him, leaving him, met someone else), they will then become obsessed with their partner to gain control back. This can often manifest in behaviors such as stalking or violence towards her or her new partner (who he feels is stealing her property).
Sean met Kerry and knew he wanted to possess her, but didn't respect her anymore than he would a prized cow. Once he locked her in by marrying her, he neglected and cheated on her. When she finally had enough, she divorced him and soon began a new relationship with Tim. Sean already became obsessed with Kerry after the divorce (constantly calling her and driving by her house to spy on her) breaks into her house and confronts Tim (who was oblivious to everything). Kerry still feeling some type of connection to Sean asks Tim to leave and starts working on a new relationship with Sean. Sean plans a trip to Las Vegas for them and while there, convinces Kerry to marry him again. Now that Sean regains a sense of being in control, he quickly takes Kerry for granted again (and again resumes the neglect and infidelity). Kerry again leaves Sean, and also resumes her relationship with Tim. Again, Sean resumes the spying and obsessive contacting to try to regain control of Kerry and win her back. When he fails and feels he lost to Tim, he plants a GPS device on Tim's truck and tracks him to a parking lot where he ambushes and kills him. Sean was a rancher b/c he viewed Kerry as his property (no more than a cow) rather than his wife, and attacked Tim due to a sense that Tim was stealing his property. Caveat: Not to be confused w/ the ranchers who are in a legitimate profession, actually own their cows (actual cows also), and don't just attack and/ or kill people over property disputes.
by Al Diesel July 31, 2013
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jolly rancher game

When u stick a jolly rancher up a girls pussy and The partner licks it out
by Spartan killer April 24, 2016
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