emo quit

an emo quit is when, a bit like rage quit, you quit a gathering or conversation because you are out of words and/or have been seriously humiliated.

emo quitting is most seen in movies, when the main character is sad or angry, and is slamming the door behind him.

- omg did u just see mike?
- yeah, he just totally emo quit cause is girlfriend left him
- omg, fuckin n00b

by antoine whatson December 2, 2010

as quiet as mice

making little or no noise

I was with her in the room next door to her daddy's, so I told her we had to be as quiet as mice or her daddy would wake up.

by jmsilv August 8, 2006

It’s always the quiet ones

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.

“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021

quiet ri0t

A type of Gay Orgy, usually involving men in their mid twenty's. Usually the leader of the Orgy gets banged by all the other men while screaming out "winning" The term quiet ri0t comes from the fact that no one but the leader of the orgy is allowed to talk.

Dude did you see how many dicks were all up in that quiet ri0t?

by Butt Bang Mcgee January 6, 2012

Quiet Llama

Taken from one girl at summer camp, the phrase "Quiet Llama" refers to someone who is so tired that she or he is practically delirious. A Quiet Llama can be found laughing hysterically for fifteen minutes non-stop, randomly asking people "Would you like some felafel?", Placing their pink, see-through underwear on their boyfriend's hair, and generally not making any sense at all.

"I am such a quiet llama right now. I need a nap."
"God, did you see Cassia last night??? She was a total quiet llama"
"Please, don't call Molly when you're being a quiet llama. You'll never get off the phone."
"EMILY! ADRIENNE! I'M A QUIET LLAMA!!!!"

by LaniNBTSC January 29, 2009

jersey hit and quit

The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.

*May be illegal.

Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.

by jerseyjanitor4life January 19, 2011

I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010