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can i ask you a question?

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid
by CA3B20A3G October 1, 2007
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trap question

A question a woman asks a man just to put him in a tight spot. Trap questions can be chained, creating more awkwardness.
Girl: Who's prettier, me or my cousin?
Boy: You.
Girl: So my cousin's ugly?
Boy: Err, no.
Girl: So you think she's cute?
Boy: Uhh..
by farts May 6, 2005
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Question Whore

A person who takes great pleasure in questioning others about insignificant drivel to within an inch of their lives.

Question whores will often aimlessly question all those around them for no particular reason, in servere cases it has been known for the question whore's 'victims' to cut off their own ears to escape their torture.
Abby: wo wats with your mum, she wanted to know every detail about my holiday.
Alis: oh i'm sorry she's a Question Whore. Unfortunatly the doctor says theres nothing he can do for her.
by alicebecila November 24, 2009
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Double Question

Two questions used in one sentence to save time because you're a lazy shit that are somehow easy to understand.
Hungover man: When does the bus cost?

Other hungover man: Nice Double Question, it's coming in 15 minutes and it costs 3 quid.

What drink are we going tonight? - Where are we going tonight and what are we drinking?
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questionable

Whenever a question is able to be formed about a certain idea, principle, or physical thing, and there is concern about its validity, the idea, principle, or physical thing has become questionable.
"Kevin, did you see that girl? She's so freaking hot!"

"Yeah, dude, would you tap that?"

"I don't know man, I heard the entire football team did..so that's a pretty questionable vajayjay."
by funnygai June 30, 2010
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20 questions

To be thouroughly interogated, sometimes with a spotlight shined in your eyes.
I went out with friends last night and came home very late. When I got home I got given 20 questions.
by thegrimreaper March 25, 2005
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Human Questionmark

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.
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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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