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Gold Pants

God's gift to horny females.

As seen on Michael Jackson.

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DAYUMMM. HE WEARING THEM GOLD PANTS AGAIN!? DAAAAYYYUMM. NO WONDER GIRLS FAINTED AT HIS CONCERTS.
by sexychickgoldpantsOMG January 3, 2010
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Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.
Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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pants feelings

Scarlet Johannsen gives me some serious pants feelings.

We hadn't hung out in a while, but I kinda got some pants feelings when she gave me a hug.

Clearly an unhealthy relationship dynamic had taken hold, but it didn't affect my pants feelings, and I stuck around for a few more months.
by the wiles September 29, 2013
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Plantsplain

to condescendingly explain vegan or vegetarian theory or values to meat eaters, often using inappropriate or made-up language
"Someone had to die for you to eat that. Enjoy your rotting animal carcass, carnist."
"Don't plantsplain to me, hippy!"
by Magerk July 26, 2018
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Cocaine Pants

White cotton pants, typically are slightly tight. These are commonly worn by South American drug lords, in the movies. Owning a pair of cocaine pants, signifies the importance of the individual. They are leg coverings made from high-quality cotton/linen, most likely organic (but not fair trade), these guys don't run a charity.

The pants say "I don't mind killing people who are in my way, but I am still approachable".
Look at any movie about a drug lord like Scarface.

Some Guy:"Hey, nice cocaine pants, where'd you get them?"

Coke Lord: Pimp slaps Guy to the floor "Push drugs, make a mil, then come back to me"
by ilGaucho August 30, 2010
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Cade Pants

Pants of the extremely tight variety. Seen as homosexual in many cases. The sizes are tight, extra tight, and crotch squeezers.
Are you wearing Cade Pants? I can see your balls.
by LikeMyDeck? September 10, 2010
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silky pants

Homosexual or extremely effeminate; a male who enjoys the company of another male.
Mark and Nick wear mesh shirts to the Woodlands Gay Disco night and love the sight of santorum. They are quite a pair of silky pants!
by FreddyTheBear January 20, 2014
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