Push ups

If you don’t know what a push up is then get off your lazy ass you need serious help

I’m so fit I do push ups

by Lexi shishkebab January 28, 2021

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020

undercover push-ups

The act of humping your spouse in the push-up position under bedsheets.

Susy and I were doing undercover push-ups last night.

by .OG. July 19, 2016

Push up

To approach or creep up on somebody

Created by 77021 of the Southside of Houston, Texas.

Ima push up on you.
Push up on me?

by Kay✔️ May 31, 2020

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 8, 2020

Wench push-ups

Pirate push-ups, but made easier by allowing the person to use their knees.

Bro 1: Bro, quit doing wench push-ups!

Bro 2: But bro, pirate push-ups are too hard!

by Teff1313 April 25, 2021

snack powered push up

Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!

Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019