Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

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purge bank

a large collection of images that help bulimics purge.

Bulimic: Ew! That's going straight in the purge bank.

by cheripie101 July 4, 2020

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Purpers

That one King who does and doesn't know what they are doing. Like they are organized chaos and complete utter chaos at the same time

Boy: Aw damn I pulled a Purpers
Girl: what?
Boy: Sorry I'm just as confused as you are.

by Yeetimus delitumus May 25, 2020

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Noun. A Puggerfugger is a random "pick up group" member who is absolutely terrible or intentionally loses a game for his team. They are the worst teammate to have because they fear no repercussion for their actions and will probably never see you again anyway.

This puggerfugger is throwing the game on purpose!

Im not playing without a full team. I dont want to risk a puggerfugger teammate showing up.

by Regu March 30, 2023

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freestyle purge

1 (vb.) The act of purging oneself (i.e. inducing vomiting voluntarily, usually after excessive consumption of alcohol or the sighting of a particularly savage munter) without the aid of fingers or an object being forced into the throat to induce the the gag reflex.

Extra style points may be awarded for outstretched arms, 'the crucifix' or the big daddy, the chunder dragon.

Guys watch out i've had a few pints of guinness and some shots of baileys don't want that shit on my fingers so i' gonna go for a freestyle purge

by realestateninja May 19, 2010

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