A cunt punter is somone who after having sex with a female pushes her towards the front door and kicks her in the cunt right out the door.
Butters donkey fucked his ex girlfriend , after finisheing he cunt punted that whore out the door. He is such a cunt punter! Yeah Boy!
by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 28, 2004
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Dude after not shitting for a week or so i just took a massive Dobie and it converted into a Punker by the time i was finished. It was epic.
by darklord477 May 21, 2009
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