Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

lilliam pumpernickel

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose

guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG

by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018

fist pumpers

annoying ass people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.

Jason: How was the dance yesterday?

Dennis: It was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

Jason: That sucks. Well I was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

Dennis: Dude, I think you were the fist pumper

Jason:..........

by "Brian Bui" December 17, 2012

midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und August 26, 2005

Purped

Like you’re fronting, like deadass lying to sound cool.

“I just had 7 shots of alcohol”
“Yeah you’re definitely purped, you’re like 12”

by real ass mf bitch, facts. Okur March 2, 2019

pumpee

Pumpee is UK slang or Toronto slang for a “handgun.” Usually used in rap songs such as “Mans not hot” by Roadman Shaq. Pumpee can also be slang for any kind of gun that a person can use to threaten another person in combat.

“Hold tight asnee, he’s got a pumpee”“I

by ShadowGoldGang November 7, 2017

Pumpdoghazel

lit, swag, amazing

"Great party Martha, it was totally pumpdoghazel!"

by Cerealfordays March 27, 2019