The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
by Lon August 24, 2007
When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
by lTronHubbard July 29, 2008
Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019
The conglomeration of pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, shower, floor, etc. after a male manscapes and either neglects to, or does a horrible job cleaning up the pubic hair outcasts.
by indyanna May 04, 2010
Like a toadstool...I lay there , annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Karts -Stormy Daniels
by Snowflake75 September 18, 2018
the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.
by zimplr December 11, 2013
The act of tickling or playing with your own pubic hair because you have nothing else to do; wasting time.
by T.Man October 07, 2005