Prison

A fishbowl for guppies. The real sharks get to stay in the ocean, and never fall into the mariners' nets. They instead run for elected office and make fortunes on Wall Street. Never do the big fish see the inside of an aquarium.

"The vilest deeds like poison weeds
Bloom well in prison air:
It is only what is good in man
That wastes and withers there:
Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate
And the Warder in Despair."

Oscar Wilde

by nethcev! September 10, 2006

Take no prisoners

Derived from a phrase used in wars. When a captain shouts "Take no prisoners!" He means, kill all of those that are captured. Back in the late 19th century, when wars were won either they took their enemies as slaves back to their own country or they kill them.

Today this is used as a compliment whereby if a person "takes no prisoners" she's actually KILLIN IT

Thirsty Guy 1: ayyy man, did you see Bia today?
Thirsty Guy 2: nah man, what up tho?
Thirsty Guy 3: she looked so fine. I swear that girl don't take no prisoners.

by Biatch February 23, 2015

Face Prison

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.

"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"

by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

Prison Limo

Verb/Noun - Long and black with ten in the back....

Joey got busted for minor possession, and while in the slammer he got a prison limo by his cellmate Tyrone.

by Larry Large Head October 27, 2011

Prison ass

When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch

Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight

Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth

You wanna be my prison ass tonight

by Dirty micheal June 17, 2016

Prasoon

A person who will swipe you or anyone in the room off their feet without knowing them. Charismatic, confident and charming, this person can be a dark horse who is always up for challenges and keeps up to the promises. Easy to talk to and always helping an extended hand to bring people out of trouble. Loyal, trustworthy and a rare confidant, he can be mischievously intrusive but will keep the secrets to himself. Diligent and observant in social situations he can read you like water in glass and would comprehend your conduct in the swiftest of ways possible. He will always keep it real!

Adi: Dude, he is the most charming person I have ever met.
Bimlendu : But he ain't no Prasoon!

by Kate 123 July 5, 2019

Prison Taffy

Several guys stand in a circle around a Jolly Rancher or other hard candy. They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the candy. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soiled sweet.

Tony was secretly delighted when he was last to cu. and had to eat the prison taffy

by Melvin Lentz July 29, 2023