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Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.
John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .
by CowmanFTW April 15, 2016
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Professional Ro Sham Bo

New and improved Ro Sham Bo. It is a professional game designed to where the games can not be "set up" or involve cheating or degrees of unfairness.
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one man has stronger legs than the other man, the man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
"Hey John, I'll Ro Sham Bo you for 50 bucks. There's ten people in the room and Dean said they'd all throw in $5 to watch. Dean called out that he's Ref."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."
by RSB Master December 18, 2007
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proffessional street nigga

Thats a proffessional street nigga!
by Xd smart guy April 19, 2018
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pothead (professional)

one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck
me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner
by ALEX CONE November 3, 2004
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Professional Clubber

Someone that wears a hard hat to the club
Have you seen that guy over there fist pumping in the hard hat? Yeah, that's diamond. He's a professional clubber
by Jenfrew March 30, 2011
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Professional Victim

A person who intentionally sets himself or herself up to be an accident victim, in order to collect liability insurance settlements from others.
The insurance investigator discovered that the pedestrian Mr. Wheeler's car had struck was a "professional victim," a retired circus acrobat, who'd been in fourteen similar "accidents," and in every case, he had recovered completely within a week of receiving the insurance settlement.
by hbquikcomjamesl March 25, 2010
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Professional Left

Whacked-out Liberals who spend all their time protesting or agitating in support of Liberal causes.
Those ACORN activists are members of the Professional Left.
by tom0942 August 13, 2010
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