sailors promise

when you're trying to make a promise youre not really gonna keep.

I wont smoke weed tonight, sailors promise. (but really im gonna smoke weed)

by Andrienne press green January 03, 2009

sean promise

the biggest promise a man can make, usually used by shithouse liverpool fans who carry round a purse.

i sean promise that ill have your nan sniffing lemo by midnight.

by lewis joyce October 20, 2020

sean promise

A declaration or assurance made by a person who bumps into footballers all the time.

Everyone in Liverpool knows that a Sean promise is a real promise.

Jurgen Klopp is a close friend and I will bump into Jordan Pickford soon. A Sean promise is a real promise.

by bluebill October 19, 2020

Fuck promise

- Similar to a pinky promise but instead The person truly can’t break the promise and must stick to their word.

- If the person breaks the promise the person they fucked promised with will give them a huge punishment. Example: Befriend, break up, or even tell them to do something embarrassing in public. Anything!! The other person desires

Karen: I’m sorry! I fuck promise that I won’t spit in ur drinks anymore.
Kyle: Fine!! If you do it again you will have to watch me spit in all ur drinks for a week straight.

by Kinks May 21, 2020

PP Promise

When the boys participate in the all mighty pinky promise. basically the penises have to kiss for the PP Promise to take effect, but if someone decides to break this godly form of trust their PP privileges will be revoked.
If a third person wants to join in they are able to. This is known as a PP Tripromise and is when all 3 PPs touch.

Jimmy and John were participating in the PP Promise when tyrone asked if he could join Jimmy and John of course said yes

by OLLY-A January 25, 2020

The Bedford Promise

a term describing when someone promises to do something with/for you. then for whatever reason, or there may be no reason behind it. either cancels on you or stands you up.

"I'm going on a date tomorrow"
"Oh yeah, make sure she doesnt pull the Bedford Promise"

by Always Big Rich May 11, 2009

Scibetta Promise

A promise made to a person (most likely a teacher) that has a likelyhood of not actually occuring.

Alex made a Scibetta promise that she would get her midterm project turned in.

by Sara and Alex February 24, 2004