Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus

Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper

by DimeRattlehead August 29, 2017

Paw print

A commonly used term for talking about pads on animals, such as cats.

for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!

for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.

by Feralinx June 12, 2019

fart print

The mark made by a wet fart, skidmark

At the end of the day while Johnny was changing his clothes ,he had noticed his bad gas had made a rather large fart print in his shorts. Better change those shorts before your night at the bar Johnny.

by killa-B52423 January 18, 2015

ghost prints

Any saved pictures, videos, text messages, emails or any other form of media sent by a person you are no longer in contact with.

Who are those pics of on your phone?
Oh they're just ghost prints I haven't deleted yet.

by GhostPrints March 22, 2021

Ball Print

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.

Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.

by Guy4Guy July 6, 2017

thong prints

Panty lines that you can see over a dress/skirt/leggings.

Brody: You see that smoke that just walked by?

Chad: yeah I have economics with her.

Brody: you can see the thong prints in her leggings - she’s gotta be wearing a red g-string.

by Tboiseur June 25, 2020

print whore

An individual who will do anything...ANYTHING...for media coverage. Anachronistically, this refers not just to paper-based, but also electronically-based forums

That bitch is such a print whore, she'd even blow Arianna Huffington's strap-on.

by Robert Brantley June 3, 2006