porcelain altar

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.

"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"

by cpujunkie2007 November 24, 2007

poulet noir

black mans cock

"she enjoys poulet noir!!
!his cock is like poulet noir!

by bonjour je m'appelle Pierre March 23, 2011

pouge

Military slang; Derives from the acronym POG, or Personnel Other than Grunt. Used to describe Military members of the non-infantry professions.

Wear Gore-tex? What a pouge!

by Pinecon April 10, 2005

porcelain tsunami

This describes the large wave that hits your butt when you take a big dump.

When that Big Mac came flying out of my anus like a greased monkey, it made a porcelain tsunami and got poop-water all over my cheeks.

by divinething004 January 19, 2005

Porcelain Tuck

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."

by Dr. JRal September 22, 2005

buddy pounce

IMing someone as soon as they sign on.

As soon as his name appeared on my buddy list I buddy pounced him.

by RaMDaY June 14, 2005

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002