positive youth

a group of individuals with a positive outlook, whose main ideals are all fun and no fights. typically found among the straight edge.

all those kids that came here to support and have fun were all about positive youth.

by boof July 6, 2004

positive peter

Someone who is absolutely HIV positive

Kyle is a positive peter

by Apavefresh May 19, 2016

fit positive

Someone who rejects “body positivity” and loves their body enough to discipline it into working out and eating somewhat healthy

“I’ve been trying to workout and eat healthy, i’m trying to be fit positive”

by Carrie2.0 May 30, 2021

Pussy Positive

How gay men think that straight men describe a state of positivity related to gettin the pussy.

Rob and Terry, cheer up - try to stay pussy positive and you'll see all sorts of opportunities open up before you, none of which will be laborious!

by ClitServices April 1, 2022

The Positives of the Coronavirus

When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.

Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.

by Covido April 12, 2021

Positive Paul

Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!

Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.

Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!


Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup

Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!

by Snurner101 December 20, 2008

D-positive

I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...

"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".

If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...


(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)

Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"

Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"

Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"

by Alan King September 2, 2004