Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

The postman

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

by kat princess June 11, 2006

natalie portman

An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.

Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?

Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.

by Tmacb May 21, 2005

pojmanym

A pojmanym is an uncapitalized word that is derived from a proper noun. The word is itself a pojmanym as it refers to brothers Jim and John Pojman who first used the word in 1975.

Jane: Did you know that 'aphrodisiac' is a pojmanym?
John: Yes! It is derived from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love.

by woahyoullneverknow January 17, 2008

Postmans Sock

Used to denote a severely bad smell.

That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.

by Youngie1 August 28, 2008

portmanteau

1. an archaic word used by prissy netymologists on Wikipedia and Word Spy that means a blend word. A word formed by combining parts of two words

2. a two-compartment suitcase that has not been manufactured since the 1800s.

1. Wikipedia is a portmanteau of the words "wienie" and "encyclopedia".

2. I wonder if the luggage museum has a portmanteau?

by slumdog January 27, 2009

Postman

A typical nickname given out in basketball to the larger players whose roles are typically centered around "post" play. Also serves a nice double meaning, since the postman always delivers.

John Smith had a hell of an inside game. They don't call him the Postman for nothing.

by Siryam November 15, 2006