posh wellie

Presumably a very weird sex act. If it isn't, I'm sure that there all plenty of deviants prowling about there that will invent whatever the posh wellie is. I feel like it will have something to do with feet, seeing as a posh wellie is a nickname of sorts for Wellington Boots (I think) so it would make quite a bit of sense. It would also make sense for it to include rubbers, since Wellingtons are rubber boots. That's all I can think of, get to you glorious internet deviants.

Oh man, last night was a dream come true! We did the posh wellie for hours!

by Communistman July 22, 2014

posh scot

A shit that leaves no mark on the bowl, no mark on the paper, and the shitter feeling completely satisfied.

Did you have a nice shit Jeff?
I had a fucking posh scot.
Say no more Jeff, say no more.

by plumpertron August 29, 2017

posh steve

A useless/pointless wank ( masterbaition ) or other meaning someone who cant fight out of a wet paper bag.

Meaning 1.
Hey see that guy over there? He is a right posh steve.

Meaning 2.
Worker1: hows the new guy at work?
Worker2: he is okay but a bit of a posh steve.
Worker1: oh like r...
Worker2: yeah lol

Meaning3.
I'm not really horny but might have a posh steve soon ?

by TheNuggetLover69 December 10, 2019

Posh wank

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

by lloydoyd March 21, 2011

posh douche

a well-dressed douche bag

Todd is a posh douche

by Will Craig December 22, 2008

posh git

Someone who is very classy and sophisticated at doing the following:

1. A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners.

2. A person who feels justified in their callow behaviour.

3. A pubescent kid who thinks it's totally cool to act like a moron on the internet, only because no one can actually reach through the screen and punch their lights out.

"3 days left until handing in the group report and he's done absolutely nowt".
"What an utter posh git!"

by justfiedPR February 11, 2014

posh coffee

When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista

"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"

"Yea, ill take lube too."

by Eldanian January 22, 2016