posted

(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage

example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"

by cc March 21, 2005

postscience

realizing that one should not have done something wrong or against the grain after an event has taken place.

He drove his car through a no-entry zone although he knew it well because he was in haste. As he was driving, he was stopped by a traffic cop and got a ticket. He then regretted driving through the no-entry zone. It is his postscience.

by uttam maharjan August 14, 2012

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023

posted up

To get really excited or thrilled.

I'm so posted up for shark week.

Oh my God, this song gets me so posted up!

I love this place. I'm so posted up right now.

by postedupforhiphop August 10, 2009

Postsurfelation

A mental and/or physical "high" that one gets after surfing.

Jeff Spicoli's postsurfelation was so intense, he didn't feel the need to smoke pot for three hours.

by Dick Lickersome September 12, 2014

Keep you Posted

Ya girl comes over and you get funky and tie her to the four post bed

Ill keep you posted 👉👌

by Snax3.0 May 15, 2018

posted

In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.

Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.

by Smack, King of Ramen April 25, 2004