One using an alias, a hidden identity, oftentimes including transvestites, transgender, and transexual individuals.
while visiting a local club in Portland, I met the most beautiful woman in the world, to later find I was boobeared in portland, as she was really a man.
by maniacc January 7, 2007
Get the boobeared in portlandmug. a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.
the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!
the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!
Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?
Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.
Joe: what else then? i'm bored
Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.
Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.
Joe: what else then? i'm bored
Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.
by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006
Get the Portland Boredmug. The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.
Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"
by haha ik right August 5, 2011
Get the Portland Howlermug. stipper fart, made popular in some of Portland Oregon's lower eschelon strip clubs where customers are always looking for the next 'hot idea' to go with their steak dinners
by doogiehowzit December 30, 2009
Get the Portland Gustmug. When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.
by The Wall Breakers September 3, 2016
Get the Portland Organmug. While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut
by loliconqueror69 August 29, 2019
Get the Portland Mistmug. This sexual act is a combination of the Portland Piledriver & the Portland Assdriver.
It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.
A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt.
It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.
A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt.
She was so drink last I got away with the Portland Doubledriver. She almost had one hole when I was done!
by uojr October 13, 2004
Get the Portland Doubledrivermug.