Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.

"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."

by ShankOrWank June 4, 2020

Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018

Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

Gina Porter

Gina Porter is a charter is hsmtmts protrayed by Sofia Wylie. Gina has moved a lot before coming to East High and living with Ashlyn Caswell. She is an incredibly talleted triple threat. Gina went through a beautifully story ark from the stereotypical mean girl to the most dynamic chartor on the show. Gina has had romances/flirting with Ricky Bowen and Ej Casswel and Jack.

Gina Porter is very strong and determined.

by Thatonehaze September 30, 2021

alex porter

A dumbass kid from paw patrol

I fucking hate alex porter

by That One Bitch who Draws July 17, 2021

Dalton Porter

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.

Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.

by Massive cok July 1, 2021

Fortnite Porter

Porter is dumb and super rude. He is cocky, and doesn't care about the rules. He loves to play Fortnite, and is a complete virgin

Fortnite Porter just got a Victory Royal

by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019