Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

Pootard

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

by kathnobath July 12, 2009

strawberry poptart crotch

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina

Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?

by asilanna December 5, 2009

Cherry Poptart

Cherry Poptart, is when a male is "getting freaky" with a female, while the male is laying down, the female is ontop going up and down as if she was a poptart poping out of a toaster, while also the male "pops the girls cherry".

"See that girl over there?I cherry poptart her lastnight."

by Crazy Chickitamofia August 14, 2009

yellow poptart

When you pee on someone's face and drink it.

Let's try the yellow poptart method.

by Drnedandzed November 29, 2016

Poptart

One of the many attempts to create an N-word like term to describe white people. Essentially, whenever a white person is acting ignorant or foolish, or simply too white, one may call them a poptart.

Damn, theres more poptarts in here than a fucking kellogs factory!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!

by poptarts anonymous January 8, 2011

PopTart

basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.

That girl is such a PopTart. Why dosn't she ever think for herself?

by C Star August 3, 2005