You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.
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by RBass3000 July 28, 2009
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noun
1. A snippet or snippets of conversation overheard in an office setting, usually considered inappropriate to the current topic or inadvertently suggestive (e.g., KB told me to put it in, but I said it was too big to fit.)
2. A compendium of podtalk, published for the purpose of reminiscing about, ridiculing, and reminiscing about ridiculing the original speakers of the podtalk
3. Science Fiction Slang . telepathic conversation between those whose bodies and minds have been invaded by alien life forces: If we could hear their podtalk, we could find the body snatchers’ weakness and defeat them.
verb
4. Medical Jargon . to cause intestinal discomfort, as that brought about by the ingestion of legumes: You’ll have to excuse me. Those peas I ate for lunch are podtalking me something fierce.
Origin:
2010-Present; Americanism
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pod-talk-er, noun
noun
1. A snippet or snippets of conversation overheard in an office setting, usually considered inappropriate to the current topic or inadvertently suggestive (e.g., KB told me to put it in, but I said it was too big to fit.)
2. A compendium of podtalk, published for the purpose of reminiscing about, ridiculing, and reminiscing about ridiculing the original speakers of the podtalk
3. Science Fiction Slang . telepathic conversation between those whose bodies and minds have been invaded by alien life forces: If we could hear their podtalk, we could find the body snatchers’ weakness and defeat them.
verb
4. Medical Jargon . to cause intestinal discomfort, as that brought about by the ingestion of legumes: You’ll have to excuse me. Those peas I ate for lunch are podtalking me something fierce.
Origin:
2010-Present; Americanism
Related forms
pod-talk-er, noun
That's a good one, tell Ang to add that to PodTalk.
Those peas I ate for lunch are podtalking me something fierce.
If we could hear their podtalk, we could find the body snatchers’ weakness and defeat them.
Those peas I ate for lunch are podtalking me something fierce.
If we could hear their podtalk, we could find the body snatchers’ weakness and defeat them.
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Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.
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