Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

by Xnot January 6, 2012

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Popcorn button

The button on the microwave that burns your pop corn so badly that it is inedible, while setting off the fire alarm in the process.

"Why is the smoke alarm going off?
"Popcorn button, man."

by xhausted110 March 4, 2016

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POPCORN

Heaven.... pure, buttery, salty, munchy goodness.....

“This popcorn is AMAZING”

by \(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)/ December 7, 2017

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Recipe:

Add one 1/2 cup of popcorn kernels into a pussy.
Add 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil into pussy.
Now fuck the pussy with great intensity until the friction is so fierce it causes the kernels to pop into delicious pussy flavored popcorn.

I'm hungry and horny. Im going to make some Pussy Popcorn!

by FrogenYozurt July 13, 2022

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Popcorned

To get launched out of a seat by a car airbag detonation.

Dude pranked his boss hard when he popcorned him out of his chair.

by TheJDH May 7, 2016

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popcorn

A term commonly use on social networking and message boards during disagreements to announce that the speaker is deriving amusement from the altercation. The term also indicates that the speaker is not otherwise going to participate in the argument. It is used by itself as an interjection or as part of a phrase that indicates the speaker is going to sit back and enjoy the show.

Bob1329: You're an idiot! That cup is red!
Alex the Tetrachomat: No, you're an idiot. Your brain perceives the cup as red!
SquiddleFishMan: Where did I put my popcorn?

by RabuRabuHotelBot November 18, 2016

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Popcorn

Popcorn is a form of weed that started in West Dallas. It's just as strong if not stronger then "The Chronic". A couple of hits of that shit, and you're gone !

How much of that popcorn you got left ?

Shit, just enough for two cigars !

by Dat_OakCliff_Nigga June 29, 2006

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