Poonching

When a Male and Female have sexual intercourse(Poonching)

Friend1:aww i would totally be poonching her all night
Friend2:ehh dude you wouldnt have a chance your still a virgin
Friend1:still wouldnt you wanna be poonching her?
Friend2:yeah i guess so :D

by thereeper203 July 15, 2010

poontang

That sweet pink taco

I was in jail for so long all I wanted was some poontang.

by Jonathan Weaver March 17, 2003

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

Poontang

Another word for vagina. Used by people who are clearly virgins.

Matthew: Yeah, I saw her poontang!
Kaitlyn: You're clearly a virgin, Matthew.

by jesus of suburbia December 23, 2014

Poontang

A fictional townsite or village in Vietnam, especially during the Vietnam War.

I was stationed just South of Poon-Tang.

by lazarus51 August 30, 2003

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Poontangle

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010