poon

An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.

I can't believe those poons tried to come to our sweet party mayne.

by megamayne2011 January 9, 2011

pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

poon

1. A womens vagina

2. Action with a female

1. Dude Terry has a nice poon

2. "Dude im getting poon tonight!"
"No your not, who are you gonna get poon from?"
"Emily dude, were gonna make out for sure

by Dylan O April 20, 2007

ya poon poon

self explanatory, vagina

ya poon poon, better known as poonanie

by Montaynay May 20, 2008

poon

When your boyfriend is being an asshole.

You and your boyfriend are currently in different cities and haven't been able to see each other. Following disagreements and being blown off numerous times, you might express your frustration by exclaiming, "He is such a poon!"

by Caitlin Nicole October 1, 2006

poon

to get off with someone / hook up with someone, to have sex (though not necessarily sex)

did you get any poon last night?

by KatieLouise March 21, 2009

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002