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poontang

From the well awsome movie 'full metal jacket' meaning the woman genitals.
"If i were gonna get my balls blown off for a word..... My word would be poontang!"
by .::Words Of Wisdom::. October 23, 2006
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poontang

A slang term orginated by Whalers at sea in the south Atlantic and Pacific in the middle 17th century. When a whale was spotted, the first sailor to get a harpoon or "poon" into the beast could claim the coveted blowhole. That evening after tearing the whale down the sailors would throw a huge party. The blowhole claimant would slather the blowhole with whale blubber and make a grand display of porking the blowhole until spewing his man juice while the officers and crew played harmonicas, banjos,violins accordians and drums. When the first "pooner" was satisfied, the other men in the first pooner's boat could use the hole for personal gratification. This was known as the "Poon-gang". Over time, the term was bastardized and slurred and misspoken until the present term "Poontang" came into common use by seamen.
High diddy diddy do the poontang jiddy, oh oh oh......Thar he blows!!
by Professor Bunghole January 31, 2010
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Poontangling

The art of seduction wherein the male of the species slays some poon or vagina.
Well boys, I'd love to stay, but I got some poontangling to do tonight...
by The Groobs! AKA The Hans! November 12, 2010
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Poontang Slayer

A very select group of individuals
Usually hot
Wow look at they guy he looks hot

yeah he is a PTS (poontang slayer)
by booooobs1234 October 23, 2012
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pootang

raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good
dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife
by andy blackass April 12, 2006
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Poomtang Pie

Another word for Pussy, as in a girls pussy.
Why doesn't that girl serve me a great big piece of that poomtang pie.
by Ronny Rogers October 6, 2003
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pootang

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.
by fireman_sam October 16, 2006
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