pornography

porn

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

phonography

Dirty talk/Phone sex/Britney Spears' Song

Britney's song Phonography is hot.

We had hot phonography last night.

I get off to phonography.

by Tim from SF December 19, 2008

Phonography

The art of having phone-sex

Damn! That Britney sure does love Phonography!

My girl-friend's in Dakota, so we were up all last night havin' a lil' phonography

by cokeandpoprocks December 19, 2008

Phonography

Sexual activity over the phone (aka phone sex). Normally involves the masturbation of both people on the line.

"I am into Phonography . So baby quit the chit chat and talk that dirty talk to me." said Cindy on the phone, as she began to unzip her jeans and carass her virgina.

by Amanda E. December 17, 2008

pootography

The act of taking photographs of your own feces for the purposes of art, or social inadequacy

I showed my friends my pootography collection... they did not approve

by Captain Corpsetacular February 15, 2006

pornography

To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.

"Dude, you just pornographied my binder! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff."

Cock Rocket

by JLDC May 27, 2010

punography

A word to describe the cutesy names given to retail establishments that generally have a highly specialized good or service.

Bill drove by the new strip center and noticed the hair salon, "A Cut Above," the Italian restaurant, "When In Rome," the pet store, "Paws R Us," and the opthamologist's office, "Here's Looking at You!"
"I hate all this damn punography," he said with disgust and drove away.

by Tom Fool June 12, 2007