Mr. Paddock

A science teacher that hates everything and can’t teach for the life of him. Nothing he says makes sense. Students often get really creepy vibes from him.

Person #1: who’s your science teacher?
Person #2: Mr. Paddock.
Person #1: good luck, I nearly failed that class because of him

by Spooky.scary.skeletons October 19, 2019

Podolski

Recent term only used in a very specific area of Britain's West Midlands, the word is born from the football player. Usually goes hand-in-hand with the word shit (e.g. "That is some Podolski shit!" or "Damn it, that shit's Podolski!" Has two meanings-

1) Denotes worth

2) High tech/ Flashy

1) You got a new car? Was that expensive?
Man, that shit was Podolski!

2) I bought a new watch, I can't work it though!
That doesn't matter man, that looks like some Podolski shit!

by Joey Lemons December 20, 2006

Podding

A strange sexual act performed on others after difficult tests.

Courtney was podding Justin after the history test.

by Nellie Kenkar January 14, 2017

poodo

Poodo.

A poodo. A phallus like instrument composed completely of frozen human excrement. A dildo made of poo. A shit filled condom.
For sexual use in either the anus, or the vagina.

related: space docking

Alex and Dustin were excited that the poodo was almost frozen

by Dusty mac December 15, 2008

Podders

A magpie like individual with a an eagerness to know 'what's in it for him'

Struth the server room has been cleared out! Where's Podders?

by j5hrp May 14, 2009

Poodon

When you get Shit on - literally.

When Jim finished having butt sex with his partner, the partner lost control of bowels and "Poodon" Jim.

by Sam Carlson May 30, 2006

poddle

A slang term derived from pot hole. It is used to describe a person who never pays attention in bed. This "person" will most likely consider sandwiches to be orgasmic. If you're looking for a way to simulate a poddle, try a whale.

Dumbass: dude! pay attention while i'm tlaking to you!!!

Dumbass: Poddle?

Dumbass: poddle?

Dumbass: Not again!!!

by Dumbass July 16, 2003