Purple plum knocker

When during fellatio, after ejaculation, the female (or male) performing the fellatio punches the recipient directly in the testicles. This therefore turns the recipient's testicles purple giving them the look of purple plums.

Dude I was getting head from this smoking hot girl last night...and then she gave me a purple plum knocker. My balls haven't been the same since.

by Funnyudwords April 20, 2013

red plum

When a guy dips his balls in a bloodied period-pussy.

I was blessed to earn the red plum badge of honor last night and as I retracted my left ball I said to her "periods don't stop anything, but a sentence baby".

by Mister Poopybutthole October 6, 2015

Butthole plum

It's a plum that has a hole in the top just big enough to stick your finger in

Victoria gave me a butthole plum yesterday

by Banter4 life November 23, 2015

beach plum

The curled bulge of someone (usually a man) wearing too small of a thong.

"Woah, look at the beach plum on that guy"

"Yeah, real Ricardo milos"

by Delphian44 April 11, 2021

Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!

by Beef soap October 12, 2017

Plum Job

An easy and pleasant job that also pays well.

He is very lucky to have got himself a plum job.

by HolyMolyOnly July 14, 2016

Plumkin

a girl/guy giving head while the other person is taking a shit.

Plumkin-Please reference Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

by your moms girlfriend October 23, 2008