captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

Pupu Platter

When you perform a variety of sexual acts during one sexual encounter.

I had a pupu Platter in my vagina last night: oral, fingers, vibrator, and cock.

by Irma Came September 23, 2017

silver platter

to eat out a girl while she is held up my another guy

Zeke and Colin silver plattered that bitch last night

by Colin Heath December 15, 2003

genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."

by lazirus July 6, 2004

batter platter

A batter platter is when a guy cums on a girl's face and then antiques her. (throws flour on her face)

dude you remember that chick from last night?!

yeah man what happened?!

Dude, I batter plattered the shit out of her!!!

by thedudes88 September 25, 2013

sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.

Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.

by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014

fiesta platter

A new item on Taco Bell's menu that includes the main portion of your choice, beans, chips, and salsa, all made with the most digusting ingredients possible. After consuming a fiesta platter, one then has a fiesta in the toilet for days.

"Dude, Alvie, I don't feel so good. I had a fiesta platter for lunch today."

"Oh, me too bro.I had a fiesta in the toilet after that."

by Mayhem61 April 7, 2008