Platinum Head

San Francisco Bay Area based rock band. Great vocals and guitar licks.

Platinum Head rocks!

by J. Page December 3, 2003

Platinum Shit

derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.

man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home

by feeze fabrege September 2, 2010

Vespa Platinum

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.

Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.

by Fraser December 2, 2004

platinumplayer

The most sexy swaggiest hardcore guy around.

Well duuh he is Platinumplayer ain't he

by Platinumplayer November 17, 2015

Platinumman

Gorgeous and perfect. Loved by everyone. The better version of the clumsy and shitty-ass Goldman.

Nior: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT PERSON?
Goldman: yeah.. 8( that's Platinumman

by Nior's Sister FAITH July 9, 2018

Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.

Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.

by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009