The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.
by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013
Get the Pinocchio Mustache mug.New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023
Get the Portly Pinocchio mug.Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!
by Nonna biz! September 26, 2021
Get the Pinocchio Dick mug.When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.
That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.
by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025
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Get the 964 Pinocchio mug.This is the name a number of educational publishing houses, owned by oft-morally bankrupt bosses ought to call their company, who unspokenly expect their editorial team to behave unethically to justify their obscene pay and those of their family members.
How many local family-owned publishers and foreign publishers in Singapore meet the criteria of a “Pinocchio Publishing” company?
by Fasters April 22, 2022
Get the Pinocchio Publishing mug.Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.
Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014
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