petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd March 24, 2018

petite and supple

similar to 'submissive and breedable', worded less inappropriately

"You're looking petite and supple today :)"
"shut the fuck up oh my god"

by Teacuppi August 25, 2021

Peachy Petite

A girl with a small, compact frame with a curvy, well defined butt.

"She turned heads at the party with her **Peachy Petite** figure—a small frame, but with curves in all the right places."* 🍑✨

by RoRo Califas May 28, 2024

Psycho-petitive

A person who is so hyper-competitive to the point of being a borderline psycho. It can toxic trait to have, if it’s uncontrolled and direct at others. Though, it is trait that can help some thrive at certain activities, skills, or professions, especially if it is managed properly. Think of famous artists, politicians, superstar athletes, and celebrities.

Toddy is psycho-petitive at chess to the point that no one will play with him. He’s overly obsessed with winning at all costs, others cannot enjoy the game.

by Lakeriverside78 July 01, 2022

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

Pulling a Petite

Releasing something and receiving a large sum of donations for said something, only to get depressed for a period of time and leaving with said money in which then spending it on 4 bottles of champagne and pouring said champagne over yourself like the filthy jew you are wheres my fucking 250$ you smelly cunt @petitebob#0001

see above for pulling a petite

by ExiledManagement February 24, 2020

le petit penois

The french way of saying you have a small penis.

aw look at that guy he has no bulge so he must have a le petit penois.

by muzza6969 March 22, 2024