Peter

Verb: To automatically friend zone yourself. Usually via gestures of helping a prospective female with help for exams or classwork.

Man: Hey look at that guy hitting on that girl!

Man #2: He'll probably Peter that situation up.

by chobani October 9, 2010

Petered

When a little bitch nigga breaks your water bottle

Damn that girls Zoe got petered

by Zoe the savage March 23, 2017

Peter

Is the hottest, funniest, kindest guy I’ve ever met. Whoever he wife’s up is going to be one incredibly lucky girl.

Peter is future hubby material

by His future wifey August 31, 2023

peter

peter can mean a danish word many use instead of penis

dude did you se kasper askt emilie out

of dude he must have a giant peter

by sylle231 February 17, 2020

Peter

A guy thats probably a Big Bitch probably some bitch ass nurse.

peter is a bitch.

by bigDoucher2022 October 30, 2022

Peter

He’s quite funny but harbours a dark secret, have fun with him….while you can

Oh look, it’s Peter

by Uhhhhm November 26, 2021

Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023