peruvian marching powder

the stimulant drug cocaine

Hank and Lisa were delighted to find that Sam had brought some peruvian marching powder to the party.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

Peruvian Death Pepper

A hellishly hot pepper that puts all other peppers to shame. Probably close to the 15 or 16million scoville units, if not more as it is mythical in nature.

Can be seen in a Garfield Comic strip, as Jon and Garfield have a hot pepper eating contest with Garfield being unable to stomach the Peruvian Death Pepper.

Heh, you think that tabasco sauce is hot? Try this PERUVIAN DEATH PEPPER!!!

by Icy12ice April 4, 2006

Peruvian Puff Pepper

A rare pepper found in the jungles of Peru that causes kidney failure and/or chapped lips

John: Did you know Kevin is in the hospital
Ben: NOO??!!? What happened

John: He ate a peruvian puff pepper and his kidney shut down

by nakedclown September 18, 2012

Peruvian Pre-Workout

slang for cocaine

Pablo and I were ripping lines of Peruvian pre-workout last night at afters

by Pablo Bamba May 1, 2023

Peruvian Fidget Spinner

she is sitting doggy style and we have one man in the mouth with another in Das booty hole. The third will have to enter in from below, on his back. She's kind of stuck so he'll have to thrust upwards. Either we'll endowed or supported from underneath.

I'm chaffing and all my holes are worn out from those three guys giving me the Peruvian Fidget Spinner last night.

by Das Pewpsy July 15, 2023

Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

Peruvian meat nugget

A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer.

I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out were little Peruvian meat nuggets.

by scatophile56 March 26, 2008