Avoidant Personality Disorder

Avoidant Personality Disorder, sometimes abbreviated as AVPD, is a relatively rare personality disorder that makes a person abnormally...well, avoidant.

Symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder can include:
-Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way
-Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical

-Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly
-Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression
-Crippling shyness

-Being easily embarrassed or flustered
-Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings
-Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa
-Having trouble asking for help
-Extreme indecisiveness

Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 25, 2022

Multi Diverse Personality MDP

Multi Diverse Personality unlike schizophrenia is the result of multitasking requirements in the present day age whereby one must have the ability to switch personalities based on the requirement to adapt to a particular environment.

John has such a multi diverse personality MDP in such that he can actually be an accountant one minute, then a sales person the next, but even more so he can type and text message on his phone at the same time. His girlfriend Jane can social network, analyze people, and text message also at the same time, making her a MDP also. Hence, their relationship is made in heaven. Adaptability is so important, they have mastered it as MDP's.

by MakeUpNotRequiredCopyrighted December 25, 2010

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Cock sucking personality

Someone that is too influenced by the people around them. Usually people that are bad influences. You’re basically sucking their cock trying to be like them.

She has a cock sucking personality.

by RH477 October 26, 2022

Personality

Something that a vast majority of the population these days needs to grow. Everyone listens to what everyone else is, they all like the same food, movies, etc....

1: Did you hear bout the new Justin Bieber album!? It's the thing these days!

2: Grow a fucking personality.

by Carnie1337 June 21, 2010

personality

something many people lack

"that bitch had no personality"

by etchasketch November 23, 2003

Antisocial Personality Disorder

Otherwise known as AsPD or more commonly, Sociopathy. Sociopaths, on contrary to common belief, are, in most cases, not criminals or murderers. Only severe sociopathy may result in crime. Sociopaths are people who disregard or violate rules of society, lacks guilt and empathy, and despite being impulsive, they are probably intelligent and charismatic.

One of my close friends has Antisocial Personality Disorder. She excels in Maths and psychology, though she constantly gets into hot water by her impulse. She values ratiocination and logical reasoning but do not understand how others feel.

by SkiPenguin May 15, 2014