Perma Hat

One who has a permanent ass hat.

Man, he is such a perma hat.

by Bestie Speigel July 11, 2008

Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 18, 2020

perma-nickname

a permanent nickname that will stay with you for your entire life.

3g for gregg is a perma-nickname.

by youknowwho993874 April 16, 2009

Perma-phooey

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.

Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."

by t-dogs mcgee October 05, 2011

Perma plug

A butt plug lubricated with Gorilla Gule

I heard Paige gave Dennis a perma plug cause he wouldn't stop farting

by PhrogMom February 28, 2021

perma

A perma is an authority figure, normally a teacher or parent but feared more than others

Perma fuckin scram lads, just leave your bags and blazers

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

perma-dirt

A permanent state of dirty looking hands. A mixture of dirt and grease that stays on your hands no matter how many times, or how vigorously they are washed. Common for men in trades like automotive mechanic, heavy trucking, and welding. The hands will appear dirty and can be anywhere from slightly-dirty, to completely black

Wife: Are you going to wash your hands before we eat?
Husband: I already did, it's just perma-dirt

by Bighoops April 22, 2021