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Irish Perm

The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.
Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.
Irish Perm by UberBad June 11, 2006
Related Words

Curly Perm 

A sudden and fast involuntary emission of wind, so high in pitch in fact, that the air crackles. A painful and unpleaseurable experiance that leaves all bung hole bumfluff tightly coiled like clock springs.
Oooooh, I think I've just given myself a "curly perm".

silver perm 

An elderly person, most often female.
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck driving behind a silver perm doing 35 in a 55.
silver perm by Joel Anders February 17, 2008

Sherm Perm 

When you get so wet and butt naked on Angel Dust that you decide to style your hair into a perm.
Bryler's been funking with those sherm sticks for a long ass time, so much so that that nigga got a Sherm Perm!

Get a perm 

When someone is an absolute arsehole and you want to insult them in the worst possible way.
Mario pulled into my parking spot. I had my car indicator on, and was waiting patiently for the traffic to pass before i pulled in to the kerb. Just as i was about to drive forward, Mario came racing down the street in his dads red Alfa romao and pulled in front of me, only to steal my park. I jumped out of my drivers seat and ran over to his open window. He looked up at me with his greasy, curly, blond tipped, 80s craig maglochlin style mullet and i screamed at him, " Get a perm! ".
Get a perm by Struben August 9, 2017

roll tight like a perm 

What Jade Puget does unless he's holding shit down like a hairnet.
Yeah, I still roll tight like a perm.