Perm Donor

A dead OAP (Old Age Pentioner)

Steve isn't too happy at the moment, his nan became a 'Perm Donor' last week.

by Simon Foster February 11, 2008

Bum perm

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

Perm Herman

Mislead adolescent son of a bitch who only thinks with his dick. Often consumes 100's of scrimp an hour to prove his muscles are bigger than yours.

Perm Herman will eat all the scrimp in the ocean

by dickgoesinya January 20, 2005

permed

roastedcement on instagram

roastedcement permed so funny

by burtonsex January 17, 2022

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 06, 2020

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal November 07, 2017

perm-ission

Consent that must be obtained from your parent/guardian --- or da person who would be footin' da bill at da salon, if you aren't able to pay for said makeover yerself --- before getting your hair done.

I'd saved enough of my allowance to pay for a makeover, but I figured I'd still better get perm-ission from my parents before heading down to Granny Annie's Clip 'n' Curl, just so that there wouldn't be any horrified "What happened to your hair?!??" wails when I got home again.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018