by p3rcnt July 4, 2018
Get the bloom percent mug.An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.
Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
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Get the twenty percenter mug.A rule for driving and for dating. In terms of driving, you shouldn't go more than 10% above the speed limit. Dating, don't date someone 10% younger than you.
1. The cop didn't pull me over cause I was only doing 55 in a 50.
2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.
2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.
by Slaynerdsallday October 21, 2012
Get the 10 percent rule mug.When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"
by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015
Get the 99 percenter mug.The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.
This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.
This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."
by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006
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